Your lovely McDonald ~~~

This is an experiment clips that done by a guy (mat dong dong), to show you some secrets about the french fries in McD that Kids, and all ranges of human love it. Me also lar...

So? what happened to that fries?? WATCH IT ~~~~ hehehe, see you dare to eat or not after watching this....




Oh no, how come those Fries can able to tahan till 10 weeks? Not even Decomposition? How come ??~~ HOW COME??~~!!

Are there any chemical that able to make those fries become so tahanable, and because of that strong tahan, maybe they might REsell it or refried it to the customers
However, everytime when I hanging out at McD, they will fry the fries infront of customers, you can see it clear.

Are those fries made by plastic?? Maybe it mix together with it, that's why, 10 weeks, the shape is still there.

At least, not every product is the same, and at least, the burgers spoilt after even 1 week. But, what happened to that Fries???

Norwonder, every single meal or set of the McD comes together with fries and carbohidrate drink... LER..

conclusion. That is why people always say that eating fries will cause weighty body. Of course lar, after eating those McD fries into your stomach, and can't digest. Imagine that, it maybe can tahan 2 months inside your stomach and cause constipation. OMG, suffer ~~


So? after this, we go Mcd har? then eat lot lot fries... yum~yum..

Arrgg ~~!!!

Few more days to go, guess what?? AAARRGGG~~!!

School open on next Monday, *haizz, have to begin the stupid damn fucking boring time again. Like now, everyday, stucking myself at home, TVing, and Computering have so much fun. And somemore can sleep untill late late, then late late midnight oni sleep. SoOo enjoy. Thinking going to have fucking harsh life in college and assignments.. aarrgghh~~ My brain will explode ~~

And even don't have free time to waste ~~ *haizz

have to study study~~ reserach research~~again again.. ~~

Teach you english here..

I'm here to tell you about a "English Lesson" by Jolin Tsai, yes, she is the Taiwanese star, that recently succeeded in her concert, and she is releasing her new album soon. If you have not forgotten, she came out some English books, which is not that type of story telling or personal story written in English, it is "Jolin Tsai English Teaching Diary" something.

I read it once somewhere else at book store, when I heard she came out an "English learning book". Well, for me, for an artis, seldom heard that they will come out an education material to the public. So, curiousity killed me. I still wanna have a look with it.

It really got me a shock for that. When I reading it, it is same like reading primary english or nursery class english, =.="" And another thing is, WEIRD ~~ yeah, it is really weird during reading the "diary" she written there.. All I expressed was "HAR??!!" "Like this Also can??"

Well, those English are really Like non-profession, and not worth to learn, and it is sOo American style, And unarrangable. Other than reading the english part, it translates the english to chinese for the readers to understand those meanings. And highlighted some relevant words, like, what is "cosmetic"?.. bla..bla..bla... I was again.. "HAR??!!" "Like this also can ah??!!"

In the mean while, I do not know what kind of audience she targetted?Who will read her book?? Maybe just primary class students. However, it is impossible the readers are majority ADULTS??!!~~ I think all the while Jolin came out this, just to grab her fans to read it, maybe her fans would not.

When I heard she came out "English learning" lesson books, I really thought her english will be super duper fantastic, and it is worthable to buy the diary book, as I wanna learn it cause my english will just ma ma dei. And I thought, the little book might be usefull to me. I did not say, the english she uses is POOR, I just can say, when I was reading it, all I thinked was "WEIRD~~WEIRD~~WEIRD!!" maybe it is the Taiwanese slang. You know in Malaysia you will use Manglish, which is equivalent to other nation's like Taiwan English, will be "Taiglish"

Read her diary here... with chinese ~~~

Listen to her CD to learn English, well I think it is WEIRD~~~

Well, if Jolin capable to come out an English book like this, with using simple passage of diary and teach you what kind of vocab she used to write in her diary, I think Spookygrace, yeah that's me, and many others simply-used-english-people Also able to Simply come out such book or diary passage and teach English.

Let me teach you English here, come out an "ENGLISH LESSON" material???, erm... maybe I will think of it. *blek

Trans-(a)-la-tion here..

Engrish is not difficult

Father called "far- der"

Mother called "mar-der"

Brother called "bu-la-der"

Sister called "Sis-tle"

Ghost called "GhO--ssseee"

Mouse called "mau-- ssseee"

Juice called "zhu-sseee"

Cheese called "qi--ssee"

Face called "Fei- ssee"

Please called "pe-li-ssee"

Scold people called "you-bus-tat"

Is my English level "veli- nai-ssee" ??

See? I can come out a book and teach English just like that, my English is soO one-the-fool ~~ Right????

Moron Education ~~~

Sorry for not updating for yesterday, guess what?

My dad asked me to help him on the cushion of the furniture, and my stupid allergic nose keep on running when I kena those dust coming out from the cushion. And eventually getting a quite dizzy-sleepy illness, and moodless, even type a lot of wrong words during MSNing, *sigh

When I was having a great sleep at 9.oo pm, my mom suddenly called... *cellphone ringing

Shit ~~ I'm sleeping lar, why call now ~~~ !!!!

Mom : "Eh, I ask you something har, you answer me ah...very emergency... "

Me: "Ah (still sleeping mood) " (means yes)

Mom: "the question is hor ~~ 'what kind of food do these people eat?' "

Mom: "Japanese eat Sushi, ngam mou? "

Me: "ah... ~~" (yes)

Mom: "Malay eat Nasi lemak lar, then Indian eat Roti Canai, correct??"

Me: "Aha ~~" (yes)

Mom: "then Korean eat Seaweed correct? "

Me: "Also can ~~ (cause it doesn't mean only korean eat seaweed, Japanese also damn like it)"

Mom: "then KFC leh? what people eat KFC one? (kentucky Fried chicken)

I really thought my mom was telling a joke to me, or giving me some such idiot IQ test, or some kind of sabotage questions.. So, I should answer her smartly.

Me: "KFC comes from USA one mar, you can say, USA people eat it first lor.."

Mom: ''you sure or not...."

Me: "what I sure Or not? KFC is from USA one lar.. correct lar.."

Me: "what is the Question?" (what a silly-silly ques??")

Mom: "What kind of foods do these people eat?" (she repeated)

At this time I really thought it was a sabotage question, or some kind of trick testing... *blink blink

Mom: "er... nevermind nevermind.... then Mc Donald leh... what people eat Mc Donald one? "

Me: "Mc Donald also from USA one lor... " (it is really origined from there)

Mom: "har?? Also from USA one ah? Mc Donald wor???"

Me:" Yala ~!! whose question is this? who is doing this, why ask such questions geh?"

Mom: "No lar, this is MEI MEI's homework lar.. "(my 5 year-old cousin sis, still pursueing her kindergarten class)

Me: "where got such people ask question like this one geh?.. "

Mom: "eh.. then Thailand leh, oh~~ I know, the tong yam lor hor.. correct?" (heard she shouting "TONG YAM ! TONG YAM! to my cousin sis and my aunty.. )

Me: "ah~~"(yes)

Mom: "then, ah~~ only left the KFC and McDonald, Really USA people eat this food one ah, true ah??"

Me: "actually the whole world also can eat KFC and McDonald eventhough Tongyam and Sushi, it doesn't mean what kind of people eat what kind of food one mar... where got people ask such question one geh?, they should ask properly like, where is the food origin? who invented the food mar... "

Me: "Ask her teacher go back eat shit lar.."

Mom:"...." (heard she laughing and heard she talking to my cousin sis)

hahaha, Ah MEI MEI!!~~ Ah PEI PEI jie jie, jiao ni de lau shi hui qu YUK XI.

hahaha, MEI MEI !! PEI PEI ask your teacher go back eat shit .. hahahahaha..

line-off
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This is not the first time that her (cousin sis) homework comes out such stupid idiot question, sometimes I will just check her exercise books, and saw a lot of "do-not-make-sense" questions..

This is not the perfect way to let the kids know "what kind of people eat what kind of food", this will definitely misled the kids. For instance, who eat KFC? don't you think this question is ridiculous?, may be the answer will be,

... "I EAT KFC."...

It is just a moron edu, pity those kids...

Gum Ngam Tak Gum Kew ~~~

It is all about "COINCIDENCE" .. =P















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Just some kind of Similarity...

Watched Jay Chou's directed movie "secret"?, yup, that's a nice nice movie isn't it, waha, I haven't watched it yet. But somehow, I found something interesting here. (Everytime I blog also start with something interesting =.="" ). I haven't watched it, but I did watch certain clips of it. And I do know what the secrets is/are.. *giggle...

Heard it is a improved movie by Jay Chou, he has improved his acting skill, a lot of audience got impressed by it. Especially the piano battle scene, VS yu hao... I got it too... LOVE IT!~ It is a romantic triplets style of nocturne and toOo many of chromatic skill, uncertain of keys, maybe lotsa lotsa changing of keys, or maybe could be more more flats and sharps there.. this is Chopin style.. ~~~ Lizt tooO.. !!~~, possible composer would be Chopin.. ~~ They are just implementing the romantic style..~~



Download midi scores..>
Battle 1 ~~
Battle 2 ~~

more..

But I found it is something similar with, "the legend of 1900", If you watched it, then you know what the hell this movie is talking about. It is all about the late romantic period and jazz, new morden time. A battle of, 1990 (his name) with the jazz intentor, Jelly Roll Morton . This story is all bout a ship, that one day, it should be exploded because of tOo old, but 1900 refuse to save his own life, and he decided to die with this ship. Cause, he never leave the ship before. Bron on the ship, Die on the Ship.

And some Immigrants from the latin Americca to US period.

So, it becomes a legend to the people now. Does this guy really exist? He really a damn good fucking pianist??


the crave




It is exactly the same.. Give me a fucking cigarrette~~~~ te! See what happened to that fucking ciggarette.~~ ^^



Are they same, all about piano battle... erm... when I first saw this Jay chou's piano battle clip, it brought me back to legend 1900 within a second.. for me..SAME!~~ story not same LAR..