The Incredible Hulk

Just watch The Incredible Hulk last Firday. Nah... Not so willing in watching those fiction and scientific movies. But, really willing to attend some movies entertainment. Cause. I long time no go for Movie liao...~~~

But, for me, the Hulk was made me quite disappointed. As same as the first one. I can't believe that I can fall asleep in the middle. The whole movie has no plot.. and very confusing plots. But, very amazing Mexico's places. That's the only thing I like in this movie.

I really don't understand that why the Iron Man appears as a ke-le-feh lastly.

It is a save-money-CPU

Argghh~ As usual, lack of pocket money nowadays. Have to survive with little tiny amount.. Sigh... ~~

How to buy myself a CPU then? Save money? I don't even have money to save. I want a CPU, nevermind.... Buy another one? Rather make it myself.

You heard of home-made-cookies, home-made-mooncakes, home-made-cakes, How about home-made-CPU?

tAdA........

Am I damn clever??? kekekekeke

If you lost your mouse,,

*cough cough





This is a case that if you lost your mouse, your computer's mouse Ok~ Not with the name of Mickey neither Minney.. =.=" What should you do then? oR it has rosakED? Or it is not functioned anymore?? So, you can't controll the screen anymore !! OMG~ How bad ~~





Nevermind, Someone has invented a new technology in this future that actually a normal electronic equipment, yes, your iron that used to iron clothes, can be used as a mouse for your computer too.



This is also helping those housewife, especially those aunty-aunty grade computer user, who they don't even know how to right click, left click, and double click. To avoid, the barriers of learning how to use computer. If they are too familiar with how to use the iron, so, iron can be used as a mouse too, but not to iron clothes on the computer screen lar...

This also bring all range of people, not only the youngsters have their chance to adapt computer and high tech knowledge, but for grandmama, and uncles, aunties.

This can be bought in anywhere in the electorinic shop, you just have to ask for a 2-in-one mouse iron, they will give you this.

See? ... How user friendly is that....

My new bought Windows Vista.

First of all, I have to cry out very many loud here first..


My visitors really getting decreasing and decreasing since the day I backed to college..


*waaaahhhh.....


Please come come ~ Don't let it down~~ Cry!!!! Cry!!!!


I bought a new Windows Vista, I haven't install it yet.. wAHA.. share with you guys in my blog first. Anyway, my software is a bit different than you guys. Erm, yup, mine is Windows Vista, with very real screen one OK ! It is real. And it is free one, you just can get it inside your room.





It is a real, with 4D screen, clear, and wide screen. That is why that's different than you guys'. I just bought it, just now, you don't need to carry it from the shop, and of course. It is 100% original window. I don't support pirated one. OK~~ I am here to promote(help the company) you the real Vista of Window.

Just have to get it in your room. Great????

hehehehehehe....

Tranformers...

what are transformers??

Cheh.. I know ! I know how to explain..

Transformation lor..

like how?

the inputs always are those elcotronics stuff or heavy machines stuff...

Then?

They tranform lor... but the outcome is the same one. No matter you tranformed by what. The output always will be a ROBOT....

sO? Why must all that MUST tranformed to be only a robot? Why not to other thing?

Maybe, nowadays human think that robot will replace the Indonesion maid at home.

You think so?

Nintendo game boy tranformer..

Avon truck transformer.

Apple iPod tranformer..

Hello Kitty sewing machine tranformer...

ermmm..... hehehehe...

Can call this lanjiao tranformer...

Attention to all Golf lover.

When you come out a question, "what kind of sports that you like most." I would say, basketball, volleyball, and gymnas. Howabout the anonyms then? "what kind of sport that you hate most". I will say, "Golf".

On my own opinion, golf is just a kind of rich people game. Or maybe there is no reasons to describe why only rich people (majority) play it. Maybe they will just like hold one golf stick hitting the tiny heavy golf ball, and pull each other competitors leg. And their topics mainly about, the share market, which founder in which company died, who bankrupt? What kind of cars you drive recently, properties, and how many mistresses you are keeping maybe.

On my own opinion, golf is just a game that making human into a "salted fish", it depends on the exposion of sun. I always not understand, why golf players have to hit golf ball into the tiny hole, but with a multi big golf coast, sometimes under a hot sun, is that fun? . And it is NO SWEAT, because you don't need to move fast. Do you ever heard any person that can get her weighty body into a more slimmer and shapy body, by playing golf ? everyday? when you hit the ball to another side of it, you just have to travel by that tiny-miny car. One word, "boring".

I never play golf before, and I not gonna try that game ever. My parents told me once, if you have to get yourself into the business world, you MUst learn how to play golf. Why??? It is because those rich rich companies' tauke, will only have their meeting on the golf coast, not in the office room.

Well, it is 100% true, but, I don't think there will be 100% only businessman playing golf, can't it be kids, or a rich rich siu lai lai, housewife, and why not a normal poor range people like me, will play it. Why businessman like to have their negotation in that stupid sunny green field.

Maybe, you will say, the environment is green, let you think better, let you have great deal after it. Why don't you paint your office into a super golf coast green colour, it is still green right?

Golf? I don't think it is interesting, and majority are uncles and aunties, watching them walking slowly slowly, it is tooo, largo ~~~...

I like those fast, speedy sports, instead of golf.

I have found a quite stupid notice board in the golf club. Men, beware of it and pay attention. Erm.. Golf can be a dangerous game. It is not harmful to the players, but, the pass-by human, especially men,.. yup...

Gum Ngam Tak Gum Kew ~~~

It is all about "COINCIDENCE" .. =P















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Kids or dogs..

Sometimes you will get worried of, getting kids or pets. Cause both can accompany you when you are alone. Especially you got married, your mother will always become the first who comes to you, "when you guys wanna get me a grandchild, or grandchildren...."

You will really frustrated with this kind of things. Before getting a child, they will attack you by, "when you all wanna get married, you all paktor so long already..", Yes, parents always wanted to CARE of you, they are so careness right..? Everthing happens to us, is all of their businesses, eventhough not...

Yes, I definitely will feel boring and lonely sometimes, and during these whole 3 months hibernating in home, actually it is recharging my energy, I learnt how to be alone. Well, isolated from others also kind of positive action, you will be more calmer, tranquillo, restore your brain, and dreaming. However, some human being could not sustain by this feeling, lonely.. They will go like , "why I'm so lonely......", and they really need accompaniment..


Sometimes I will feel tobe alone or can say independent, sometimes I just feel I wanna fully depend on someone else, this polaris thinking always happen to me. However, I wanna be alone when I am happy, I wanna be dependent when I'm feeling sad, cause I just wanna say out all unlucky happened things of me to a person who is reliable. Not my parents nor.. don't know who. I still can't find the person till now, maybe blogging will not make me feel lonely..and sad anyway

Me?

If you asked me after getting married will I gonna have kids, or maybe I will just have kid before marriage (I don't think it will happen to me). I chose to have pets first, I don't like kids... Yes, I super duper like doggies, Dogs really give a lot of happiness to me, eventhough they are super noisy. It doesn't mean the wild dogs picking rubbish out there, but I wish to keep a dog which from their baby-stage, Like my first one, "Onglai", love him so much, but he died after one year, still remember that time was so sad...

I love love love, the Alaskan Snow Dogs..they are so "YauYing", No chiwawa, No Poodle. I really love Alaskan Snowdogs, wish I'll have to opportunity to keep one. I just wanna keep a genious dog, which can be trained, "SIT, RUN, STOP-BARKING..." My onglai got trained, but he died..

Some human beings will just treat their doggie like human, talk to them (like me), and even sleep with them. This can be seen in the western culture, they are super care of the animals, Unlike ****, even eat it.. "wanna have DOG-POT-RICE???" =.=""

Some if them hate dogs, because of vandalising your belongings, especially your shoes, But my Lily and Oscar very clever one, they won't "bite" anything except human legs. wahahahaha, (but not mine) Don't know are legs smell better than "Alpo" dog food.....

So you think having kids as your accompanyment is better than having a dog pet as your loyal friend?





Please decide.... KIDS OR DOG/S ????

Present you, the father and Son...

This is how daddy communicate with their son, and to maintain good relationship each other. What your parents act, the kids will follow, so, please don't "simply" act =.=""

Son: "we have to impress the public that we are the best father-and-son in the world"

Dad :" Yeah...."

Monkey steals peach

Teach you some Kung fu here, and it is a "style" of China's tradition kungfu, erm.. since long long time ago lar.. Who want to learn???



So? How you gonna steal? What peach?

Any ladies wanna learn.. =.="""

Click picture to enlarge..

I think....

Well, if for ladies, I don't think this "monkey steal peach" is useful, hmm, Who dare to steal it. However, spookygal will come out a style that much more useful than stealing peach. Howabout, "kick away the peach" ??? kekeke

Yala, just kick, don't need to use your hand, just give the enemy one gengchau super KICK!! ~ Ah-cha..!!

Or the most easy way, "cut away the peach", you just have to prepare one pair of scissors, wahahaha, then if someone attakes you, just give him a "CUT" above..

So? Why so hard to steal it?? Think "steal" is not so effecive, somehow. .. If you really steal it, when the enemy is much more clever than you, they piss on your hand... *vomit, disgusting..yer

Anyway, why the guy in the picture close up his face...*hehehe, don't know whether is a guy or girl.. tim..

How does the country care about their citizen...

Somewhere else in Hawai-ee state... so enjoy...




In Australia.. "If you are in emergency, 174 km to go.. quick~hurry~and fly!!" keke



In Africa, The government has runned out their country's resources, but they still having a lot of animals, Don't waste..



The blue one is for locals, the red one for foreigners..In France.



In America, Reducing the precentage of obesity. Maybe the election is arriving, have to make some good impression to the people...

Bush :" Let me help the people by this way......"




How about in Malaysia, how it cares of their people...


Just wish....
"STREAMYX PLEASE DON'T GET DOWN AGAIN...!!!!!

Fuck Goods..

Ok! it is not .. to promote some sex stuffs or sex machines....(when you see my title)


Sometimes we will have a problem on translating from language A to language B. Or may be, lastly, eventually it becomes a joke to the whole world. Don't laugh!! (probably you will not sustained by "don't laugh" when you see this) .. *cough cough.. It doesn't mean I have perfect english okie, at least when you wanna put some words, please check the dictionary first lar..



I think it ("already") a common thing in China... It is a part of their culture. However, any foreigners here???!!! who are visiting my blog.. I just wanna seek your thoughts and comments when you really see these words' sign in hypermarket/supermarket..






What do you think?????!!!!!

pengsan

I still wonder..how to fuck?????

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To be a MAN.

Hey guys? gentlement? *cough cough

I think there are getting less and more lesser gentleman in the wolrd, and those gentleman getting extinc.. *hoho....

Anyway, guys ! Do you behave like what a guy will do toimpress cute girls out there. Will you?? it doesn't mean get your hair dyed or get your hair spark like a durian OK. In my own opinion, guys who do all the school assignments and housework such as sweep floor and mop the whole house for me or girls, while I shaking my leg watching TVB, like this..> u (only) to be qualified or considered as a perfect guy (gentleman) to me.. *hoho

And this ''gentleman behaviour'' should be educated to all guys or male out there since very young. Currently, apparently, very hard to find those perfect guy in the world liao! And have to break the "only-women-will-do-work" policy....

Who says women have to do housework and men need not.. ??? MAN must be a MAN lar.. don't expect women do all house stuffs for you guys, we are not machines OK. Lucky got human invent vacumn cleaner.. *lalala

However, what I think will be. During paktor period, guys will do all things for you because what they will always say '' I LOVE YOU''......, if a lady agreed to marry the '' I LOVE YOU'' guy.... please come with a contract that stated ''LOVE YOU AND WORK FOR YOU FOREVER''... *hahahahaha . the contract is better come together with the marry-cert..hehehhe then of course, women won't rugi lar...wahahahahahaha

(gals..don't say I teach one har!!!)

this video is to prove that women status are much more higher than man...hehehe

Sigh .... poor kid..