Monkey steals peach
Teach you some Kung fu here, and it is a "style" of China's tradition kungfu, erm.. since long long time ago lar.. Who want to learn???
So? How you gonna steal? What peach?
Any ladies wanna learn.. =.="""
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I think....
Well, if for ladies, I don't think this "monkey steal peach" is useful, hmm, Who dare to steal it. However, spookygal will come out a style that much more useful than stealing peach. Howabout, "kick away the peach" ??? kekeke
Yala, just kick, don't need to use your hand, just give the enemy one gengchau super KICK!! ~ Ah-cha..!!
Or the most easy way, "cut away the peach", you just have to prepare one pair of scissors, wahahaha, then if someone attakes you, just give him a "CUT" above..
So? Why so hard to steal it?? Think "steal" is not so effecive, somehow. .. If you really steal it, when the enemy is much more clever than you, they piss on your hand... *vomit, disgusting..yer
Anyway, why the guy in the picture close up his face...*hehehe, don't know whether is a guy or girl.. tim..
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13 comments:
walau A...these kinda kungfu also got ah...:P
but i think can use lah
anyway kick away the peach sounds more effective hehe
lol... when i was in primary and secondary school boys always play this game and many boys were victims of hou zi tou tao hahaha... XD sakitnya...
and agree, kick is much easier XD
but kick away the peach not nice la change change ...into
MONKEY SMASHING PEACH "PIAK"
haha..this is funny...
jor... i promise i do ur tag i promise... very scare la if u girls learn this.. hehehehe...
ashley:" i invented one..kekeke"
conan_cat: "so, u enjoy it?? wahahaha"
poonky:"smash?? is that much more effective than kick? kekeke"
apple:"funny, u must learn it u know.."
alex:" scary leh..."
actually ho, pepper spray is easier lo. because normally girls will panic and donno what to do when someone attacks them.
and sometimes ur kick not strong enuf...will make things worse.
not sure if u all have heard about the debt collector (appeared in newspaper last year). the debt collector is one hot chick....and she put her hand down there (the guy thought he so damn attractive) and "PIAK" ....like telur...pecah.
the guy ended up in hosp for few weeks i think
Wah!!! u so garang can. Scare c u and u will come kick my one....lolz
U r one dangerous lady! Luckly my gf don't know how to steal nut! He! He! BTW tq for dropping at my site! Have a nice day!
alvin:"pepper spray is also kinda useful equipment to attack people oso, use it before, bit I scared the enemy will grab my pepper spray and attack me back..:P "
fattien:" won't kick u lar.. =.="""
horny angmoh :"har, she doesn't know.. then cham lor..kekeke"
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Wahlau!
I'm hiding my peaches!
haha i like the monkey steal peach stance...
simple:"wahahahaha"
h.ctan:"wahaahhaa"
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